It is almost in a dream likestate that i drfit off into this mad world.he just left a few minutes ago and im back here to carry on where i left off. Let me introduce my master to you a bit, and then we will slowly venture into the complex and delirious mind and life of a dog. Adnan really doesnt give me credit for being too smart, so he doesnt know that in my past year and a half of existense i have learned to interpret the language he speaks. Apparently, he's from a country by the name of Pakistan. I looked it up on the web and they say it is separated from this place by a large body of water. I really dont believe them. He says he goes and visits his home from time to time, but he gets tired walking from the balcony to his bed: i can hardly imagine him doggypaddling across a giant pool of water, its just not him. i suspect that he might be seeing another dog secretely and thus lies to me while he goes spends time with her. As my caretaker though i am quite satisfied. He forgets to feed me sometimes but i get back at him by taking a leak on his carpets. he doesnt like it very much and occasionaly runs after me with pillows and newspapers. Hes harmless though. He entertains quite a few people at our home. mostly they come over and sit around a table for hours. I really dont get a good view of what theyre doing, but from what i understand it is a game called poker. Poker makes adnan happy and he often asks me to wish him luck. Im afraid one day i might just blurt out 'good luck' and blow my cover but so far so good. when hes at home though he keeps playin silly primitive games with me, which often get on my nerves. I mean, how many times can i run after a sock and bring it back to him? But he tries to be fun and he means well so i do it. Im sleepy now so im gonna go sleep in his bed while hes not here. He has no idea that i do this, sometimes i dont make the bed after im done and he looks at me suspiciously. However i quickly go into my cute routine and he seems to forget about things. Hes quite an idiot. By the way i found an old picture of myself and managed to put it up. Hope you guys like it. Recent pictures of adnan and myself will be up soon. If anyone else reads this though, could you please tell me where i could go and communicate with more dogs over this medium, i have to brush up on my social skills.
6 comments:
hii pixie...must say..uv done a good job! lets get the pakistani out of our way and u can come to india with me!! wat say?!!
oh come on the least you could offer him was an aircon room. How bout that Pixie? And I'd only be too glad to converse with you in human language. We'd be able to take cute photos with your cute fringe all day.
Eh pixie...stop jumping and licking at me so much can? Irritating leh. Try to bark less often too, you're bothering us playing poker you know?
I wonder what would my dog say about me. really.
hmmmm... communication from outside beings.. i know renhao isnt a dog .. he looks human.. these other three im not sure about.. WOOF..if neone of u were canines u would understand wat i said and respond accordingly.. however i am glad you all stopped by.. the picture got more comments so ill work on that.. hard to use a camera without thumbs.. however, wei yang, roshni, renhao and christabel thankyou for adventuring into my kooky world.. i will work on wei yangs advice.. however india is outta the question..
Pixie
Pixie Hermess Totti Boo Boo,
you and I, we've gone a long time back.
i've known you as long as Adnan has, there were days you drove me up the wall with your barking and then there was a time you were so sweet, I smuggled you to school in my handbag. I think Adnan hates you though, he puts up such an ugly photo of you. And you are pretty damn right, he goes to Pakistan to visit Snoopy, his other dog. I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.
But still, you are the coolest dog, first you have a dogster account, now you have a blog, what's next?
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